Lady With A Fan Fan

Hell has no mercy like a lady who accidentally threw her fan into the lion’s den, and now she’s all mad and sweaty and wants you to fight a soldier to get it back for her. Is she listening to the storyteller? No, she’s just mentally egging you on to get that damn fan back for her before her melts in the fire. Sure it was fine at first, it warmed her always cold hands and feet, but now she’s having a hot flash and needs it back.

Do you recognize her fan, did you get one in Mexico, is it sitting on your shelf, or did you give it away to someone else who had sweat through their clothes to save them from collapsing on the dancefloor?

Fans are bamboo and fabric, $10 each with free shipping after the first one, so you should get more than one. Although if you’re getting different variants of fans in one order, please use the All the Song Fans listing, so it combines your shipping.