Stealie Fan

Sometimes a simple Stealie is all you need. But even then, if it’s a Bear Cartel Stealie, it never stays simple because I’m addicted to patterns. I often dream in patterns, and always have. Sometimes I can even taste them, and this one tastes like the candy you get in your grandmother’s candy dish, a hard ribbon classic candy that you have to savour in your mouth for the longest time lest you risk breaking a tooth. Simple mandalas frame the classic red, white, and blue reminder of who owns your face, now and forever.

Stay cool, in every sense of the word. I’m happy to report that more and more men are using fans now, they’re getting over their fear that they may be mistaken for Bugs Bunny with falsies and mascara, and are often secure enough in their masculinity to fan themselves now instead of just sweating through their shirt. In reality, it’s less Rocky and more Joe Cocker, boys, take a hint, and don’t be too shy to learn the way of the fan.

Fans are bamboo and fabric, $10 each with free shipping after the first one, so you should get more than one. Although if you’re getting different variants of fans in one order, please use the All the Song Fans listing, so it combines your shipping.