Goose Bear Mini Kimono

It never ceases to amaze me how I can wear something for a few days and yet never actually get a picture of me wearing it that isn’t a blurry action shot or a bunch of my friends crowded in with just my head visible. I’m not complaining, I know what they look like. And you probably do too if you’ve seen me in the last year or so.

This is the design made for PLaying In The Sand 2023, since Goose was the off night band. I was reminded of when Goose played the after parties in 2020, and of that giant golden goose being bounced around the audience like a balloon that dreamed of being a battering-ram. It was like being unexpectedly hit with 5 lbs of vinyl while you danced. Remember kids, be vigilant, concert balloons always attack from behind.

These mini kimonos are one giant size fits all. I could possibly get them smaller, but then they wouldn’t have the slouchy, slinky look we have all been going for since Stevie Knicks showed us you can basically dress in nothing but scarves if they’re loose and flowy enough. Although every time I pee with more than one scarf on, I wonder how the hell Stevie does it, does she have someone to hold her layers up for her while she pees? Is that a job? I wonder what it pays? But I digress, these kimonos are big and slouchy, one size, and they’re a quick dry poly material, so if you dance until you drip or someone spills their drink on you, you’ll forget about it in minutes.

They’re $60 each, and literally half of that is shipping these days, unfortunately, but we will also do 2 for $100 if you want to share with a friend who also loves both the Dead and Goooooose