Goosemas Shirt

Goosemas comes but once a year, and only to the good little goslings, Ryan not included. This was a special request from one of my special cubs who has recently started honking on the off season. Her last special request, the Phonk shirts for Taboose were such a big hit that we’ve decided to offer up this new Goosemas design to all, so everyone can be part of the gang this time!

Warning, if you get bleary-eyed and go home with the wrong Goosemas Shirt model, that’s on you, not on me. Don’t be that person who ruins group shirts for everyone!

They fit loose, because they’re supposed to be, they’re Hawaiian shirts. No one wanted to see Magnum PI’s nipples through a tight Hawaiian shirt, his shorts bulge and the wee figs that occasionally dangled out were enough, thanks. They go from a size a 2XL for kids up to a 5XL, so there’s shirts for the whole honking gang, and they’re Polyester, Herb Tarlick approved.

1 shirt for $65, or 2 for $100, and $45 each for any additional shirts after that, because we know you have friends. Add your sizes in the note with your order or message me after. Message me if you need more than 3, you know how to find me.

They take about 14 days, so order right now if you want them in time!!!