Looks Like Raincoats

Did you ever waken to the sound of street cats making love, and think, ‘Bob Barker wouldn’t be happy’?

I can’t tell you how many shows I got rained on last year, but I can tell you that we went through some serious weather. Remember that one that was just one big long set that they played all the way through so that they could end early for a storm? That was cool. And chilly, if you didn’t have a jacket. Do you know if you’re close enough to the stage, the water collects on their little overhang, and then pours down on you in buckets when the wind blows? No matter how many times I tried to just go with it and pretend it was Flashdance, it was still a tad nipply. But then so was Jennifer Beals, so I guess now I know why.

I got sick of wearing a smelly plastic poncho, when I could even remember to bring it, which was not often enough, so I found someone to make me some snazzy raincoats. And of course, enough of you have seen them to want one now, so here there are! They’re a light windbreaker material that is very waterproof, They are your tested and in the worst of storms, the parts under the raincoat was the only part that stayed dry. It has nice gasket zippers on the opening and the pockets, to keep the wind and rain out. And it is excellent in the wind, too, I’ve definitely gotten to test that out firsthand too. They have a mesh lining and a drawstring hood, but none come with a coat hanger that looks like Freddie Mercury, sorry.

They are $100 each or 2 for $160, with Shipping Included. Please read over the size chart and remember that it should fit about like a hoodie, so I suggest laying out your favourite hoodie (zipped) and measuring that to match the diagram on the chart. Measurements are approximate, but mine fit me well using their chart. And then size up, because the definitely run a little small.

NOTE: When you order, please add a NOTE that tells me which pattern and size(s) you want.

Yes, I got carried away. No, I didn’t post all of them. If you have another pattern you know I make in mind and don’t see it here, send me a message. If you can’t see the images large enough, sorry! You’re in our Bear Cartel group on Facebook already, right? If not, here’s the address to copy and paste -

https://www.facebook.com/groups/199851811632860/

Oh, man, I just realized the size chart is in centimetres and it will be like a foreign language to most of you, damn, let me translate it for you.

*For kids sizes, message me, I was too lazy to convert all the numbers.