Big Badass Billy Bags
You know that feeling then you had such a great time dancing and singing with your tribe until your soul is recharged, but then you have to go back to work and act like you’re a normal person because the world is cruel, and you need a way to remember the power of your real badass self? This is that talisman, your secret reminder of that light in you, a cure for the bleakness, a way to shake loose the dust of the day, and a cool way to meet others with your strange penchant for flowers and frisky farm animals. No matter where you roam, you can bring along your love of all things Billy without being a heat score. (We avoided the Dust in a Baggie patterns for that reason alone, but they are cute too, like the man himself).
These Big Badass Billy Bags might look like just any old pattern to the untrained eye, but folks in the know will instantly spot the red daisies, and will know why that Billy goat is playing a guitar, and wonder for a second, is that goat smoking a joint? You know Billy, what do you think? If you need better photos of the patterns, contact us, or check out our Bear Cartel Facebook group, if you haven’t already, that’s where all the fun is.
The bags are big enough to carry all your stuff for an overnight trip, or simply carry around all the junk you might need just in case you’re going to end up on Let’s Make A Deal unexpectedly. You won’t be the sucker caught without a hard boiled egg in her purse with this baby!* They’re made out of neoprene with faux leather straps, and they’re lined with a pocket inside. They zip up to keep the mystery alive. They’re about 11.5 by 15 inches, and they will arrive in a couple of weeks, usually.
They’re $90 with shipping included, or since shipping is such a huge part of the cost these days, you can buddy up with a friend, (or spoil yourself, I don’t judge), and they are 2 for $150, (as long as they’re shipped to the same address). Each one comes with a matching wallet, which is not pictured here, it’ll be a surprise, but don’t worry, it will fit in this big badass bag.
READ THIS; you want 2 bags, choose the last item in the drop down menu, and leave your choices in the note at checkout, (or in the contact form, if you’re one of those people who has to look in the mail box again after you closed the door to make sure the mail went down. Again, no judgement, I know that compulsion because I do that too.)
We’re going to give 10% of our profits back to the community we love by donating to GrooveSafe in their efforts to make it safe for women to dance at shows unmolested.
*egg very much not included
