Some Billy Goat Dresses

My ladies have been asking for Billy Strings dresses, and so, of course, ask and you shall receive my darlings! Not all are goat patterns, some have cute little red daisies too. Is it weird that I lined these up with almost the same patterns in both rows this time? But it’s like Sesame Street, one if these things are not like the other. And if you don’t have that song in your head right now, I’m sorry you were deprived as a child. You probably deserve a new dress to cheer yourself up.

Here we have the short sleeve slouchy dress that’s super cozy, (and it has pockets, every girls best friend!), and the premier of the short spaghetti strap dress that is perfect for you ladies who dance until the sweat pours off your body no matter what the season. Both are made with a stretchy poly fabric that is quick dry when you’re drenched in sweat, and are wash and wear, easy to wash all that sweat off. And they’re great for just throwing in a bag and hitting the road, then whipping out when you’re ready to get Show Ready, no need to iron or any of that craziness.

These are $65 each, in either style, or $100 for two, because I love you and I’m not going to punish you for loving yourself enough to buy you two dresses. And that’s with shipping included, because again, I love you, I’m not going to make you do shipping math at a crucial moment like this, because we all know it’s second only to toilet part math in its nonessential complexity. The letters representing each dress are in the drop down menus, but please put your desired sizes in the note section at the end of your order. If you want two, of either or both styles, choose the last drop down option, and then let me know which dresses and which sizes in the note, please.