Long sleeve Slouchy Dress

This dress doesn’t have to be just for slouching around the house in though, you can take it out for dinner and dancing, give it a few drinks, then take it to bed, and it will never say a word if you dance with two left feet, or if you snore like a bee with a bullhorn. Or you can just stay at home on the couch and use it to catch your grilled cheese crumbs. We don’t judge, I’d have crumbs stuck in my bra right now if I hadn’t given them up during the Great Couch Nap of 2020.

This is a poly Jersey knit that is as cozy as it is vibrant. It’s wash and wear, and it’s the kind of stuff that doesn’t stain when you spill even the greasiest of cheesy crumbs on it. It’s quick dry too, because I know how hard you gals dance, and how we also can get kinda sweaty taking couch naps sometimes. Also, how many times did we get caught out in rainstorms in the last year? It was just the anniversary of that crazy storm in Chicago last year where they kept shooing us off the field. That’s when you really appreciate quick dry clothes.

Oh, and what’s this I see? Is it muthafluffin pockets?!? Yes it is, and this is a stretchy material, so you can fill those babies like a squirrel’s cheeks in a hot dog eating contest.

They’re $65 each or 2 for $100, because honestly shipping is like half the cost of things these days, and this is with shipping included in the US and Canada. Everywhere else, just ask.

Please include your size in the note on your order. And if you want 2 dress, pick the last choice on the drop down menu, and tell me in the notes which designs in which sizes. They take about 2 weeks to be made and shipped.