Short Sleeve Slouchy Dress

This one is just as slouchy, but for those who need their arms to breathe, even in the winter. There are two kinds of women, the ones who are always cold and the ones who are always hot, there is no in between. It’s like our thermostats are just for show, like the one my grandfather installed in the hallway for the family to fool around with all they wanted, while he had the real one secretly installed on the other side of the wall, in his closet.

This is a fun dress, it can fit just about anyone, it’s as comfy as an old tee shirt, or your favourite pjs, and in fact, I do sleep in mine sometimes. It’s perfect for jumping up and pretending you weren’t sleeping, just resting your eyes, because it’s basically wrinkle free. It’s wash and wear, and quick dry, which makes it very convenient for a lot of the crap we go through in life. It won’t get ruined the first time something spills on it, (most likely, no guarantees, maybe you’re working with fabric paints when you trip and fall, that would not be covered in this case, and also, stop being so clumsy, sheesh). It’s a jersey knit too, so it’s stretchy enough that you can sit with your legs tucked up in an unladylike fashion and then pull it down over your legs and no one will see your hoohaw. What’s how that’s spelled, right?

And Yes, POCKETS!!! I know that’s the deciding criteria for a lot of us. Stuff them as full as a spoiled kid’s Christmas stocking, just remember to take the stuff out again later, no one is happy when they wash their weed.

$65 each, or 2 for $100, with shipping included, because shipping is pretty much half the cost these days. Let me know in the note for your order what size you want, and if you’re ordering 2 dresses, pick the last item from the drop down list, and let me know in the notes which 2 patterns and which sizes, please. They take a couple of weeks to make and ship.