Dead Hawaiian Collection

Behold the newest patterns! I am unable to narrow down my favourites any further than this, and I’m too lazy to make separate listings for each one, although each one probably deserves its own, because each has its own subtle flash that will make you feel like the coolest guy in the room. They have numbers, but each also has a name in my heart, and often in Sherry’s notes as well.

A is Bobby as a Wolf Brother, which I was still putting the finishing touches on tonight.
B is Compliments Jerry Bear
C is a sweet take on John’s picnic blanket two piece, this is Gingham with Bolts
D is another Deadier version of a John shirt, this time from Shoreline 2017
E is Dizzy Dancing Skeletons
F is Golden Band Bears
G is known as The Chris to Sherry and I
H is Fire Johnny
I is Acid Stealies
J is a Terrapin Jam
K is Acid Bobby, and
L is Autumn Bobby

See, I’m one of those weirdos with like 10 kids who can still name them all! I will put pics of each one on our Bear Cartel Facebook group, because you know I’m limited here in how much I can post, and the quality of the pictures.

These are a polyester, wash and wear, quick drying, material, like the other Hawaiian shirts we’d sold so far. Umm, what else? It comes with buttons. Yup buttons. And they’re included, not sold separately on a button by button system. Little known fact; That’s why wedding dresses are so expensive, they have so many damn tiny buttons, and they’re sold on a button by button basis.

These are $70 each, or 2 for $110. Please mark you size preferences on the note in your order, and if you’re getting 2, it’s the last do-thingy on the drop down list, and in that case, tell me the sizes and the patterns you want in the notes. Oh, and shipping is included, in North America, so that’s a steal these days, have you seen the cost of shipping in 2022? Everywhere else, just ask.