Dead Family Tartan Shirts

I was once told that men don’t like to read instructions, so I’m putting them right at the top for them; 1. CHECK THE SIZE CHART. 2. ADD YOUR SIZE PREFERENCE IN THE NOTE ON YOUR ORDER 3. IF YOU’RE PICKING ONE OF EACH, IT’S THE LAST OPTION, AND ADD YOUR COLOUR CHOICES AND SIZES TO THE NOTES PLEASE. (I’D RECOMMEND SIZING UP WHEN IN DOUBT.)

Since we’re all one big jam-family, I think it’s time we have a family tartan. But since we’re still all pretty unique, we made it in a couple of different colours and two styles. I was going to name each pattern after a song and call that a clan, but that’s clan with a C, don’t cancel me!! This is a fun pattern that is both extremely manly and super fun hippie cool. It’s a tartan with skeletons and bolts, so most people won’t even know you’re wearing the cloth of your people, it’s great for when you need to be a hippie incognito,

Don’t be mad but it’s not going to be flannel, both the long sleeve and the short sleeve are the same material as the regular Hawaiian shirts, sorry! Apparently you can’t really get this kind of detail woven into cloth, this could be why traditional tartans never had skeletons or bolts. It’s sort of a shiny poly, but the upside it, it’s quick dry, wash and wear, and you never have to iron it or worry about it shrinking unless that’s your way to explain it to yourself when you gain weight.

The short sleeves are $70 each and the long sleeves are $75 each, both with shipping included. If you want one of each, it’s the last option, and it’s $115, if you read this far, and let’s see how many did!