Billyquin Jersey

Are you on team Billy? If I was in any way athletic, this would be the kind of team jersey I’d be wearing. I’d play outfield, and I’d be lying in the grass, daydreaming, puffing some nice hydroponic hay while I hope the ball never comes my way. Here he is as an adorably playful clown, a colourful Billyquin Goat, prancing while smoking a nice juicy spliff that was no doubt tossed from the audience, probably by Gary.

They’re $90 with shipping included. These jerseys are polyester, so you can sweat like an athlete while you dance your ass off, and shake it off quick dry, like a hound doggy. That’s what doggy style means, right? That’s what they told me, t’s a way to dry yourself when you don’t have a towel.

They come in sizes Small to 4Xl, for Goats and Lady Goats of all sizes, and they go great with your name necklace Daphne made you. They take about 2 weeks, so order now to have it in time for New Years in New Orleans, or grifts for those going there. Or just people who really like Billy Strings and jesters and sports.