Cartel Couture Shower Curtains

Not just for Bears anymore! I’ve been expanding my horizons and spending a lot of late nights coming up with weird designs that will make your company ask, “Where the hell did you get that shower curtain?” I’ve added a Billy Strings, Ghost, and yes, even Phish designs to the Fall Collection, and pulled a few favourites out of the archives, some with a new twist, because I know you like your classics fresh, like when the Wolf Pack did Terrapin.

Of course you can’t see any of the details in these sweet designs, and I can’t figure out how to add links here, but surely you know by now to find them on our Bear Cartel group on Facebook by now, right? That’s probably how you found this website, isn’t it? Or did we meet at a concert when I gave you a hug or a sticker? Or are you a secret stalker who has been following me since high school, too shy to climb out of the bushes and say Hi? If so, leave snacks, you probably know what I like by now.

Anyway, check out the details in the real photos, you can see the curtains that have all the Band Bears, Bart’s Flying Saucer, Dizzy Dancing Skeletons, Phancy Phish, the Johnny Bolt Gingham, and even a Ghost with a boner. I told you, I’ve been sleep deprived. You haven’t even asked yet if that’s really Craig in the shower with me, and the answer is obvious when you go to the real photos. Also, just say the word, and I’ll make a Craig in the Shower shower curtain because of course I stole and kept that picture. But it’ll cost you at least $10 more. If you have some other colour scheme you need me to match, hit me up and challenge me.

These shower curtains are polyester, you still need a plastic liner if you’re an adult who doesn’t like a wet floor, that’s not included. They’re 59x70 inches, whatever that means, you crazy Americans, or 150x 170cm for the rest of the world. $63 each, including shipping in the US and Canada, everyone else, just ask and I’ll get a quote.