Goose Bear Hawaiian Shirt

For those of you asking, here it is, our fabulous Goose Bear Wear. Commemorate that time Goose shared the bill with Dead and Company (I remember it like it was last week), or just show the world that you love both the Dead and Goose, because you’re a wild and crazy guy (or gal). Up close its bright and colourful, and from a distance, it’s not a heat score. I doubt any cop would look at this and peg you for a goose loving Deadhead unless they themselves know how to get down and boogie. Then you just have to watch that they’re not just busting you to steal your drugs.

These shirts are 100% magical man made materials that make you sparkly and more desirable to the opposite sex, and squirrels for some reason. We’re still figuring out the squirrel thing, we think it may have something to do with the shirt really highlighting your nuts, perhaps.

They’re $82 each shipped to your door in the US and Canada in sizes S -5XL, please check the size chart, and please allow 3-4 weeks for delivery.