Johnny Cans Pin

If John Mayer would just stop being so damn cute, I could stop making bears of him. But you know I really don’t want him to stop, so I’ll just quietly continue my little obsession over here while I’m waiting for the next show. Don’t mind me.

Next on the runway is Johnny Cans. Here he is in his stylish new headphones look, barely holding his luscious, long, lockdown-locks back from his face in a way that screams ‘I Love Music and I don’t care who knows it!’ Accessorized with a big-ass Mickey shirt that tells his fans ‘I know more than one Mickey’, he finished it off with some pants that double as a purse, because the world just isn’t ready for John Mayer with a purse yet. Which is really just sexism and toxic masculinity culture, am I right, ladies? I digress, this look is from the Clarkston, Michigan show from summer tour, affectionately known as ‘Pine Knob’ to old school heads, or ‘Wood Dick’ to a few who shall remain nameless.

The pin is soft enamel with an epoxy coating to keep it as smooth as his look. $15 each with shipping included in the US and Canada.