Can My Bag Get Any Smaller Wristlets
First it’s no big bags, then no backpacks, then clear bags only, and now, they’re paring us down to just a wristlet at a lot of these shows. It’s not like we like carrying purses, but Don’t They Know We Got Shit To Carry?!? They won’t be happy until it’s just us in our undies with a credit card taped to our foreheads so we have to buy everything fresh inside. Imagine how hard they’re going to search us when you can legally buy weed in there too? Don’t get me started.
These are pretty cute. I made myself one for the Bobby shows, and now I use it every day, I carry it around in my purse to keep all my really important stuff from living free range in my purse. There’s a photo of what I apparently think is my most important shit, so you can judge for yourself what my brain might be like, while you’re estimating if it will hold your most basic concert essentials. My big phone also squeezes in there with all that crap, incredibly, but since it’s also my camera, it’s not in the picture. It’s hand sized, which is how most of them list the size requirement for wristlets or clutches. See, there’s me clutching it? More specifically they’re 8x5x2.5 inches, they have a zipper and a wrist strap, they’re vinyl with a nylon lining that I’m not suggesting you slit on the bottom to keep your secrets secret, but it’s just a possibility that exists.
They are very limited, there’s only 1 of many of them, and you can’t see the pictures clearly at all here, I’m sorry. And not just in a Canadian, I say it all the time way. But if you’re here for these, you’ve probably already seen their pictures on our Bear Cartel group on FB, where we post everything first. If not, get over there now and go and see them! Hurry, before they sell out!! Dammit, it’s like ticket panic, isn’t it? Sorry! You probably don’t even have time to read this far!! ARRRRHHGH!! Relax, if they sell out like crazy, add a serious note on the post for this listing, and I’ll make another order that will show up somewhere on tour in about 2 and a half weeks. It’ll be fiiiiiine.
They’re $!8 each of you’re going to pick them up from me at a show, or we have to add $5 for shipping if not, sorry!!! If you want to meet me on tour to pick it up, choose everywhere else as your shipping option, please. Update; it doesn’t let you choose everywhere else for an option, so just let me know if you want to pick it up in a note or message and I’ll refund you the $5 for shipping.
