My Eyes Are Up Here, Bobby Clear Crossbody Bag

This one is for Sherry Bear, who rocks a crossbody like Mickey rocks the Beam, meaning she slings it low, deep, and full, and actually, both are known to send shock waves through a crowd.

But I digress, this is the cute little clear bag that all the cool kids are wearing this concert season, girls and boys. Just look at all my Facebook photos from tour, we’re Facebook friends, right? I mean, how else would you know me, unless we met in a mysterious parking lot in some random city in North America where I gave you a sticker and a hug? It is possible. These bags are in almost every picture, even the ones I can’t post, Shhhhh! IYKYK. They’re probably in some of your pictures right now… Oh My God, the calls are coming from inside the bag!! Pro tip, If you put your phone up against the bag, you (and everyone else) can read all your messages through your phone. Great if you’re waiting for an important message, like you’re trying to find a friend in the lot. Bad if you’re having a secret affair with the secret love child of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, because they’re always dancing around backwards, telling two friends who tell two friends, and so on, and so on.

This bag is regulation clear bag sized 10 x 8 x 5, but you can really stuff it pretty full. I was carrying so much stuff; phone and charging thingies, stickers and fans, candies and water bottles, and those little tea lights they give you at restaurants. Those are free, right? Like the bread? Anyway, the bags have reinforced seams so they can carry on carrying on through a lot of shows. Mine lasted well through all of tour, coast to coast, as my everyday bag. Having a clear bag is like going naked; You’re a little shy and ashamed for a minute, but then you get over it and you don’t care who sees your junk.

The bags are $33 each or 2 for $55, same as our Bear Naked Clear Purple Backpacks, so if you want one of each, that also works. Shipping is included.