‘Don’t Look At My Junk’ Bag

I just found out that venues are insisting on clear bags now, so these are totally last minute, but I think they fully encapsulate how I feel about carrying all my belongings around in a see-through bag. Does this mean I need to wear a bra to have someplace to hide my party favours again? No one wants that!

The bags are in! You will have the option of meeting up with us in person at a show, (we’re starting in NY, so far…) or having it shipped - USPS says it will be about 1-3 days, but we can’t guarantee their arrival dates either way, sorry. For Canadians, it’s going to take even longer, and you’re better off meeting up with us somewhere if you can.

If you’re thinking about meeting up with us in person to get your bag, drop us a note with your order and let us know where you’ll be, and we can figure out if/when our paths will cross. This is part of the shit we train for.

They’re clear blue plastic with straps for hand or shoulder and $27 each.